The Onion Movie- Obesity
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 at
5:42 pm
foxabulous asked:
This just in. Government raises definition of obesity. This move reduces the number of obese individuals from 200 million to 185 million.
Tagged with: Definition Of Obesity • Obese Individuals • Onion
Filed under: Obesity
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I think, the government should do so. This is the most brilliant idea I ve ever heard. lol
i didnt say that the states runs canada. i said the people who control the states controls canada, and the government doesnt run the country, the bankers do. they also control the media.. which i think is where this conversation started. cant recolect how this has anything to do with fat pathetic americans, but never-the-less.
I didn’t expect this to be as hilarious as it is.
Lol no dylan canada is not run by the USA. All laws are that are passed in your country are not ran by the US senate. They go through your own government.
@stager87 but you must admit the same people who control the states control canada. because we know the government doesnt actually run things. and there is no real democracy in either country. and the media is controlled by a few people and we’re all conditioned to accept yadayada blah blah. so really we’re i think we’re all just the same people under the same ruling elites.
but i wouldnt live anywhere else other than my beautiful city of vancouver
@AtheistFromHell4 Actually Canada is a country.
No you are. Shut up kid.
@bluevidcam your an idiot
Let me make this very clear: If a person that is in charge of a foreign country is also in charge of wherever of you live, that means that it isn’t a sovereign country. As long as QE has any influence in Canada, Canada is not a soverign nation. Your prime minister is a liberal **** and your governor general is a dumb haitian ****** brawd with orange hair. QE is probably the only reason Canada doesn’t completely drown in its own socialist bullshit.
It is stupidity
Canada is in fact a sovereign nation ever since 1982
The Queen is a figurehead. She exercises no control. Her representative in Canada is the Governor General, who is appointed by the Prime Minister, who leads the party who won the majority seats in the House of Commons. They pick the PM, he picks the Governor General. They control the country. There for they are sovereign. The Queen represents their roots and nothing more.
Maybe you should research some more next time.
Lol any fucked up idiot knows that eating shitty food and no exercise makes you fat. Not much education is needed for that but they do teach it all the time in schools. Its the fact that most americans in general are just lazy about it.
“States” actually defined a country at one time or territory. So in reality, The United States is 50 united countries of a federation. Canada is not apart of that federation but lets be realistic. It’s almost a carbon copy of any of the 50 states. Outside of the fact they use the metric system and what looks like Monopoly money theyre nothing more then another American territory. Believe what you want, Canaduh
It’s not stupidity. It’s true. Canada isn’t a sovereign nation. Look it up.
@AtheistFromHell4 LMFAO!!!!! I’ve never heard so much fucking stupidity in one statement.
canada isn’t even a country dumbfuck
@stager87
you can have a powerful country and be liked. its because of americas foreign policies. its an empire. an empire that doesnt care about international law.
@stager87
no its not the government that forces shitty food down their throat, but its the government that denies education about the effects and allows coorporations to take control of the country and sell the worst food to the people to maximize their profit.
*Keep the peace.
We don’t fight. We keep the keep. So **** you for insulting Canada.
Lol no the English doesn’t train our military. The only ties to our military the English have is working with weapon development. Even then Germans are working on taking the grant from them with the H&K 416.
A country isn’t hated because its fat, its hated because its powerful. Thats a fact
With 70% of Europe’s general population showing resentment for the USA, yet almost all of the Europeon’s national leaders hold strong ties to our country.
It throws a big a flaw into your logic.
Dylan its not the government that makes people fat.
It doesnt take much to stay at a healthy weight.
You do not need a high standard of living or good health care. That has nothing to do with with how much exercise you get or what you choose to eat to mantain a healthy weight.
LOLL where the hell do their organs, bones, and muscles go? well you can forget muscles cause they have none but seriously?!?
that’s pretty sad… but there’s nothing America can do, cause junk food will be everywhere, and unhealthy food will still keep on rolling, it doesn’t matter how much the government will try to make people understand how bad it is.
it’s up to the people themselves to solve they’re problems, they have to be strong enough, and resist fat food&work out. no one else can do it for them. as long as they’re blaming others for they’re obesity, they’ll remain obese.
lol. 185million ppl with 90% body fat… thats alot of body fat
that doesnt help the average citizen at all, take canada for example, UN says they have the highest living standerds in the whole world. but they definatly dont have the best military, so whats the point of a strong military if it only helps the top elites and not the masses.